Category: Making An Ass of Yourself: A How-To Guide
Friday, April 11, 2003
What I learned today:
When you have to work next to somebody, all day, every day, it helps if you don't describe as "the bottom-feeders of society" the profession that person happened to be in during their last job.
I'll give that tip to ya free of charge, kids. No need to thank me.
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Good advice.
It's also a good idea to avoid saying a similar thing to a girl you're phoning up the day after you met her at a party, only to find out that's what both her parents do.