Category: So Laugh Already
Friday, June 13, 2003
I think Seanbaby has said everything that needs to be said on the subject of post-September 11 airline security:
Airports are openly mocking us when they take away our combs, nail files or boomerangs. Here's a good way to test the deadliness of an item: Imagine you're holding it and a gorilla bursts into the room. Now decide whether to hold on to it or fight with your bare hands. If you have to think about it, it's not deadly.
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