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More Help For Men Who Desperately Need It

Thursday, June 5, 2003

Here's another bright idea aimed at the same type of fellow who'd go for the buy-gifts-for-my-GF-for-me schtick: a company that will sell you fake ATM receipts with six-figure balances, to impress women.

Frankly, if you're the type to use this, and your woman is that easily fooled, you probably deserve each other!

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