Category: Fun With Spam
Tuesday, December 9, 2003
Seanbaby has put in his two cents on the spam situation: how you can use spam to do all your Christmas shopping.
A helpful man named Ernie Huntington sent me a very interesting email with the subject, and I quote, "hssxfk mgoovm." I couldn't know for sure whether Ernie was speaking in code, or just so damn determined to help me do my Christmas shopping that he did his best to type this amazing offer even though he was being strangled to death.
Highly recommended.
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