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Dean’s Secret Life, Revealed?

Category: Election 2004: Here We Go Again

Thursday, January 8, 2004

Have you ever wondered what about Howard Dean makes so many people think he's cool -- and by cool, I mean, totally sweet?

Some folks think they've found the answer: he's a ninja.

Or at least, they think he played a cop in a 1984 ninja movie, "Ninja III: The Domination". Dean denies it, of course, but then wouldn't you?

All of which raises the question of whether Dean's true purpose is to flip out and kill people. The world may never know...

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