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Are You Man Enough to Date the Pretty Pretty Princess?

Thursday, March 4, 2004

In the spirit of Tucker Max, my friend Ann has added a new feature to her blog "The Plight of the Single Woman": the official "Pretty Pretty Princess Date Application Page".

Any guys out there who think they've got what it takes are welcome to test their skills at pitching woo by filling out the form and finding out for themselves...

3 Comments

I hate Tucker Max with a burning fury.

-- Ginger, March 5, 2004 2:19 PM

A burning fury, eh? I'm pretty sure you can get an ointment for that...

-- Jason Lefkowitz, March 5, 2004 2:27 PM

AND an implacable wrath, which I'm pretty sure there's not an ointment for.

-- Ginger, March 5, 2004 4:55 PM

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