Category: So Laugh Already
Tuesday, March 16, 2004
The latest in the annals of "weird Craigslist ads" is a doozy from New York:
Hi, I'm having my parents come visit me sometime in the next two weeks and have lied and told them I am dating someone I am in love with. You will only have to come to one dinner. In exchange for this I will buy you an IPOD - yes new - we walk into the store together and buy a new IPOD.
Way to just get all that "finding someone with shared values and interests" BS out of the way up front, dude.
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Is it a man or a woman? If it's a man, I'm in. An iPod would be fun.
"I am 26, swm, italian-american, (not a guido), athletic build."
It's a man, baby! Yeah!
Here's the link to the ad:
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/bar/26170713.html
Have fun :-)