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If you think anything I write here represents the opinions of anybody but myself, you need more help than I can give you. The opinions are all mine, folks. Nobody else's.
If that's too hard to understand... well, I'm sorry. There's only so much I can do. I'm not a therapist, and I'm not a miracle worker. I wish I could help you work through your delusional belief that I'm speaking for anyone else but myself. Honestly, I do. But in the end, that's a monkey you'll have to get off your back on your own. Sorry.
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Who is this guy? I read some of his site but was overwhelmed by the urge to curl up into the fetal position and whimper.
He's America's Greatest Living Writer! Just ask him :-)
In seriousness, he's a veteran of McSweeney's (http://www.mcsweeneys.net/ ) who managed to launch a career as a funny writer in his own right with the Neal Pollack Anthology of American Literature (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0060004533/002-1920533-5048063?v=glance ). He's funny as all get out.