Category: Fun With Spam
Thursday, June 17, 2004
Another actual spam found while I was cleaning out my spam filter:
I include this one only as a shout-out for all four or so of my readers who will understand why it is so funny :-)
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If that's too hard to understand... well, I'm sorry. There's only so much I can do. I'm not a therapist, and I'm not a miracle worker. I wish I could help you work through your delusional belief that I'm speaking for anyone else but myself. Honestly, I do. But in the end, that's a monkey you'll have to get off your back on your own. Sorry.
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Fantastic, Jason. Did you actually open it or were you afraid it would suck your eyeballs through your computer screen? :)
Nope, didn't open it -- I was terrified that if I did, it would seize control of my printer and start spitting out new logos for all my hardware :-)
NICE! Did I ever tell you about my fun e-correspondence with him a few years back when they made the move to the Patriot League?