Category: So Laugh Already
Monday, August 2, 2004
I defy you to find anything that says "I have too much free time on my hands" more eloquently than this Web site does.
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If you think anything I write here represents the opinions of anybody but myself, you need more help than I can give you. The opinions are all mine, folks. Nobody else's.
If that's too hard to understand... well, I'm sorry. There's only so much I can do. I'm not a therapist, and I'm not a miracle worker. I wish I could help you work through your delusional belief that I'm speaking for anyone else but myself. Honestly, I do. But in the end, that's a monkey you'll have to get off your back on your own. Sorry.
Between this:
http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/index.htm
...and my determination that the only McDonald's restaurants that serve milkshakes are the ones that don't advertise it, I can at least get in the ballpark.
I don't even know what a chili cheese burrito is, but I want one now! Unfortunately, there is not one taco bell in the state of Maryland that sells them!
Well, maybe we do have too much time on our hands... But I still want my CCB! -Steve