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If you think anything I write here represents the opinions of anybody but myself, you need more help than I can give you. The opinions are all mine, folks. Nobody else's.
If that's too hard to understand... well, I'm sorry. There's only so much I can do. I'm not a therapist, and I'm not a miracle worker. I wish I could help you work through your delusional belief that I'm speaking for anyone else but myself. Honestly, I do. But in the end, that's a monkey you'll have to get off your back on your own. Sorry.
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Fox news? Bah! Lies! Even now the Red Sox are, in my opinion, completely destroyed. They run in terror from the Yankees! In fact, they lose every at bat, if there were a Boston team, which there isn't. Lies!
somewhere in Chicago, Nomar Garciapara is looking at his wife and telling Mia he shouldn't have been such an arrogant prick to his teamates.
The Evil Empire has fallen. It's like the Russian going down in "Rocky IV", the ring of power being thrown into Mount Doom, and Palpatine being thrown down the death star pit all at the same time.
My heart flutters like a Tim Wakefield fastball.
This is the year!!