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From the Walking and Chewing Gum Dept.

Category: Election 2004: Here We Go Again

Saturday, October 23, 2004

Best line yet:

Democrat John Kerry has taken to summarizing the presidential fight with a line that's both a dig at his opponent and an appeal to undecided voters. "A president," Kerry says, "has to be able to do more than one thing at the same time."

Next thing you know he'll start wearing these.

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