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Advance Transcript of the President’s State of the Union Address

Category: Politics: Show Business for Ugly People

Wednesday, February 2, 2005

Ain't democracy great?

I know that you are all on tenterhooks as to what exactly the President will say in his address tonight. Thankfully, I can be of some assistance; Just Well Mixed has managed to obtain a special advance transcript of the President's speech.

ADVANCE SOTU TRANSCRIPT!!! JUST WELL MIXED EXCLUSIVE!!! MUST CREDIT JUST WELL MIXED!!!

So, without further ado...

My fellow Americans, The state of our union is... strong! (audible sighs of relief; wait for applause to end) Freedom. Freedom! Liberty. Freedom, freedom freedom freedom. Iraqi election. Iraqi people. Free Iraqi people. Freely elected Iraqi people. Freedom! Saddam Hussein. BOO! Hehehe. Gotcha. Freedom. Liberty. Freedom. Personal Social Security accounts. Not private. "Personal". Got it? Freedom. Freedom, freedom freedom freedom freedom freedom freedom freedom freedom. Beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice. Thank you, and God bless the United States of America.

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