Category: So Laugh Already
Wednesday, February 9, 2005
I've decided to write a book about my last few dating experiences. Why not? Always wanted to be an author.
I've even got the cover art all ready to go:

Coming soon to a bookstore near you!
(In case you care: image taken from here.)
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If you think anything I write here represents the opinions of anybody but myself, you need more help than I can give you. The opinions are all mine, folks. Nobody else's.
If that's too hard to understand... well, I'm sorry. There's only so much I can do. I'm not a therapist, and I'm not a miracle worker. I wish I could help you work through your delusional belief that I'm speaking for anyone else but myself. Honestly, I do. But in the end, that's a monkey you'll have to get off your back on your own. Sorry.
Are you really going to? Because the type of stuff you'd write in there is ideally what I'd like to be reading in your blog.
ouch.
we are going to need to start calling you crash.
"Are you going to?"
No, it's just a joke. Momma taught me never to crash and tell :-)
Think about some people's memoirs, they name names and everything! And you told me to stop censoring myself if I remember correctly! I WANT THE DISH.
I am going to have to agree with Ginger on this one. I'd love to hear more about Jason Lefkowitz - The Man on your blog.