Category: Fun With Spam
Thursday, February 3, 2005
Another actual spam found while I was cleaning out my spam filter:

Wow, I've never gotten an e-mail from an actual Dark Lord before. Too bad he's been reduced to shilling books.
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Ha, I got this spam, too! I didn't see the subject line at first though, and I briefly thought it had something to do with the Smurfs until I remembered the bad guy's name in that was Gargamel. Different generation.