Posted on Monday, November 7, 2005
Remember a few weeks ago, when I told you about how someone had stolen my welcome mat?
Today, a new development! I came out of my apartment to go to work -- and there, in front of my door, was a welcome mat.
But not my welcome mat. This was a completely different welcome mat.
So now I'm really confused. Did the thief get an attack of conscience, and decide to try and make up for it by giving me a new mat? Is someone just messing with my head?
Or is it possible that the thief reads this blog and saw me call them out???
Curiouser and curiouser...
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