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Things I Learned the Hard Way, Volume XXXVI

Posted on Thursday, February 22, 2007

When you park your car in a church parking lot, then step out, immediately slip on black ice, fall down and land directly on your kneecaps, it's not a good idea to yell out "Ouch! Jesus H. CHRIST!"

Because the other people in the CHURCH PARKING LOT are gonna look at you funny if you do.

You're welcome.

2 Comments

Here's what I've found to be true about people in churches - they're saying and doing a LOT worse things than what you did when they're not at church!

-- Ginger, February 26, 2007 11:07 AM

Hilarious...LOL

-- Ann, February 28, 2007 9:08 AM

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