Category: Politics: Show Business for Ugly People
Friday, February 29, 2008
I believe I may have found the ideal candidate for the U.S. Pirate Party: Oregon’s Steve Novick.
Why?
So a U.S. Senate candidate with a metal hook for a left hand walks into a bar.
The candidate, Steve Novick, has bellied up next to a voter and the two talk about politics. The other guy struggles to twist off a beer cap. Novick coolly reaches over, grabs the bottle and deftly uses his metal hook to pop it open, telling the other man: “We can’t afford just politics as usual.”
It’s a political ad unlike any other this season, and the video has become a hit on YouTube.
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If that's too hard to understand... well, I'm sorry. There's only so much I can do. I'm not a therapist, and I'm not a miracle worker. I wish I could help you work through your delusional belief that I'm speaking for anyone else but myself. Honestly, I do. But in the end, that's a monkey you'll have to get off your back on your own. Sorry.
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