What Do Ann Coulter and a Colonoscopy Have In Common?

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Seen on the web, courtesy of Google AdWords:

3 Google ads for Ann Coulter books, along with 1 for 'Virtual Colonoscopy'

What is a colonoscopy, you ask, and what could it possibly have in common with Ann Coulter?

This consists of the doctor inserting a tube into your rectum and snaking it through your lower digestive system. There is a light at the end of the tube that allows the doctor to look for abnormalities and to take pictures.

Sometimes the jokes pretty much write themselves…

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