Posted on Monday, June 29, 2009
If you’re going to take your cellphone with you on a kayaking trip, make sure that the waterproof bag you stow it in is actually waterproof.
In other news, I bought a new Pre smartphone this morning.
I will leave it as an exercise for the reader to determine how these two news items are connected.
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