A Conspiracy of Silence! Or Just Simple Ineptitude (Monday, November 14, 2005)
If you've tried to leave a comment on this site over the last couple of weeks, you may have wondered...
Socks Awaaaay (Monday, June 27, 2005)
I don't need no steeenking situational awareness
You Learn Something New Every Day (Thursday, February 24, 2005)
Or at least, I do
I Am A "Smacktard". Who Knew? (Monday, November 24, 2003)
Ouch
You Know That Band You Love? They SUCK! (Thursday, June 12, 2003)
Open mouth, insert e-mail plus foot
How to Win Friends and Influence People (Friday, April 11, 2003)
What I learned today: When you have to work next to somebody, all day, every day, it helps if you...
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